Jun 10 2009
Two Things to Avoid
Let’s count the people who had had their lives take a turn for the worse after having a reality show about their life. If your show gets an audience, it seems to ruin your life.
Nick and Jessica Simpson (divorce)
Dave Navare and Carmen Electra (divorce)
Jack and Kate + 8 (c’mon – Divorce)
The Osbournes (Kids went to rehab).
Hulk Hogan (divorce)
Anna Nicole Smith (death)
And now MC Hammer is going to have a reality show. He is not well known for making good business choices in the past, and it appears he is still at it.
David Carradine Dies with a Noose Around His Junk
I’m not sure why a “Standard” orgasm is not enough for some people. This puzzles me. I mean, I don’t think I”ve ever uttered the phrase, “Man that orgasm was awful!” Auto-erotica is some funky way of having sex where you basically bring yourself to the point of orgasm and death at the same time. So when someone comes to me and says, “Here is your noose,” I’m afraid I’m going to have to say, “I’m sorry this doesn’t sound like a good idea.” There are alegations that he was wearing fishnets and a wig, that he had sex with family member(s). His fourth wife cited his feakiness in their divorce papers. Maybe I’m old fashioned, but I’ll just take the “same old sam old” orgasm. No need to super size me, or wrap a noose around my junk.
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I went to a concert and saw a small girl who was just F A T. I watched and she shoveled more pizza, pepsi, brownies, popcorn into her pie hole. When she went back for more, her Mother (finally) said no.
