Today I tell the story of trying to help my niece as she is in labor. The bad news is Hospitals make me physically sick due to some psychological reason beyond my control. It is very strange as my new great nephew was born on the same day my Mother died 19 years ago (in […]
Hey It’s Your Birthday
I’ve noticed that when you go to just about ANY restaurant these days, if its someone’s birthday they bring the whole kitchen crew out to sing their “Hey It’s Your Birthday” song. I’ve also noticed that after about the 27th time of hearing this song the performance needs some tweaking. I think this whole thing was […]
Over the Top Cosmo
Today I talk about being in a house that is 75% percent women most of the time (and how it makes toilet paper and endangered species). Also, this weeks Cosmopolitan magazine has a headline that says, “Be a genius in bed.” (or something like that). I mean sex has been around for a while. Don’t […]
Dad for a day
Today I talk about how “The Countess” and I performed in a talent show. It was amazing, and I am so proud of her. It was great to make a memory with such a great kid. Then I thought about it. As much as we know parents can influence their kids. Does that mean as […]
I’M NOT QUITTING!
I’m trying to learn new things as I try to “better” Dave. The one thing I think I stink at is quitting. I’ve been thinking about quitting things. You can only take so much right? I was watching the movie “Rocky Balboa” (not horrible). There was a great scene in the movie. In the movie […]
I Don’t Undertstand Women
OK, its official. I don’t understand women. Today I return to one of my favorite topics which is how men and women are so different. Here are some topics: Nails: I don’t know a guy who picks a women based on their nails, but women love to do their nails, and comment on other women’s […]
_______ Don’t Fail Me Now
Before we even set foot in Fat Fish Blue in Downtown Cleveland, I knew what to expect. You see a large female soul singer (who happened to be African-American) was going to be on stage. I told the nurse (my girlfriend), “This women will follow the large soul singer formula and sing about grinding it to […]