I get to the airport hours before my plane leaves. I need to pee. The woman sitting next to me seems nice. Will she watch my stuff while I go to the bathroom?
My first time I ran into someone speaking in Tounges I was working as a Janitor for the church I was attending. It freaked me out.
I thought the guy was having a seizure.
I started attending a different church, and they made it sound like I didn't have the holy spirit and I needed to have someone “lay hands” on me.
I was told growing up you do not have someone speak in tounges unless there was someone to interpret, so I wasn't sure to believe.
On the other hand, if I didn't have the holy spirit, I wanted it. So I decided to have someone lay their hands on me…
People are paying $80/hr to cuddle. What? You heard me. I did a google search and there are multiple companies. So I thought, “Well is that what the kids are calling sex today?”
One person on the “How to Cuddle” page stated, “If you feel sexual desires coming on, communicate them as soon as possible and probably stop cuddling.”
Cuddle Buddy HR
What does the training manual for a cuddle buddy look like?
I love that one site states, ” No intentional genital stimulation of any kind.” (but unintentional is allowed…”)
The New Go-To Career For Every Guidance Counselor
I'm picturing the High School Guidance Counselor looking at a student with straight Ds.
Counselor: “Well Billy, I've looked at your grade.”
Billy: “My family says I should apply to clown college.”
Counselor: “I've got something different and it pays $40/hr.