The Rock Bottom Pillow

People are paying $80/hr to cuddle. What? You heard me. I did a google search and there are multiple companies. So I thought, “Well is that what the kids are calling sex today?”

One person on the “How to Cuddle” page stated, “If you feel sexual desires coming on, communicate them as soon as possible and probably stop cuddling.”

Cuddle Buddy HR

What does the training manual for a cuddle buddy look like?

I love that one site states,  ” No intentional genital stimulation of any kind.” (but unintentional is allowed…”)

The New Go-To Career For Every Guidance Counselor

I'm picturing the High School Guidance Counselor looking at a student with straight Ds.

Counselor: “Well Billy, I've looked at your grade.”

Billy: “My family says I should apply to clown college.”

Counselor: “I've got something different and it pays $40/hr.