The Rock Bottom Pillow

People are paying $80/hr to cuddle. What? You heard me. I did a google search and there are multiple companies. So I thought, “Well is that what the kids are calling sex today?”

One person on the “How to Cuddle” page stated, “If you feel sexual desires coming on, communicate them as soon as possible and probably stop cuddling.”

Cuddle Buddy HR

What does the training manual for a cuddle buddy look like?

I love that one site states,  ” No intentional genital stimulation of any kind.” (but unintentional is allowed…”)

The New Go-To Career For Every Guidance Counselor

I'm picturing the High School Guidance Counselor looking at a student with straight Ds.

Counselor: “Well Billy, I've looked at your grade.”

Billy: “My family says I should apply to clown college.”

Counselor: “I've got something different and it pays $40/hr.

 

Huckster?

Today I talk about an interaction with Frederick Michael Plant which goes from zero fo FU in a very quick time

Marriage at First Sight- Horrible television that I could not stop watching

This one woman feels the word “husband” has magical powers and even though she just met her husband they are “soulmates.” This could be a good show to watch with your significant other.

Hall of Fame Podcaster?

Academy of Podcasters

Today it's 5 AM again, and I can't sleep. I'm slowly starting to work on my speech as on July 24th, 2018 I am being inducted into the Academy of Podcasters Hall of Fame.

It's really an honor and its humbling. Person and person have been leaving a message saying how it was, “Overdue,” and “Well Deserved.” They thank me for all the hard work. Hard work?

Somewhere I got a gene where I just love to help people. It makes me feel warm and fuzzy, so it really wasn't hard work

I got to be creative.

I got to play with technology

I got to help people.

This wasn't hard work at all.

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