Episodes
My Little Skank
Dave talks about a recent trip to Toys R Us, and he's noticed that while you're not allowed to judge anyone, everyone seems to be pretty judgemental about Christians.... Music by WII F-in-A, I Love Jesus!
Pushing Peanuts
Dave talks about Carpe Diem (and doing everything) vs Doing Nothing Well. Prioritizing, and having a Superman complex. Call in your comments 888-563-3228 . Music "New Day" by Nate McDonough from the Podsafe Music Network Nate McDonough music...
Open Valentine to the Nurse
Guys Valentine’s Day is here. So I talk a bit about the differences between Men and Women. Guys we have an oppotunity to open up and bust that stereotype about guys not talking about their feelings. You have the opportunity, …
I Love Ewe - You Love Me
Dave talks about his junk, and asks why are bathroom stalls becoming extinct? He talks about his new college classes, appreciating diversity, spanking your kids, and attack of the Britneys and the Walmart Generation. Music by the Gentlemen Losers...
Daves First Day of School - Again
Dave goes MOBILE and talks about his very first day of school as he battles whiteout conditions on his way to his first day of College - again. Music - New Day by the Band Glorydive from the Podsafe Music …
My Daughter Googled You
Dave has a guest in studio as it turns out "The Nurse's" children are checking up on me. Lucky me, they found the masterbation episode. Merry Christmas and happy holidays to eveyrone. Episodes Mentioned: Please Take My Sperm and "She …
The Best Teacher I Ever Had
Dave talks about his favorite teacher and his retirement party. (Sharon I love you too - his wife). Jim's retirement part was wall to wall people - because he impacted people. You, yes YOU impact people every day. Make it …
Born Again Hypocrite
Dave "comes out" of the closet. He's Christian and explains that if nonchurch going people call Christians "hypocrites" because they are "not like Jesus" then yes - He is a far-from-perfect born-again hypocrite. He shares some miracles he's seen, and...
Have You Seen My Joy?
Dave is having a bad day. The holidays are taking its toll. He pulls out his blue "Attitude is everything" card, but even that won't work. However, dating a nurse has its positive effects as he talks about what a …
Helping the Homless to Lie
Dave shows off his new announcer Scott "Mr Podcheck" Fletcher. Check it out at http://voice.caraworks.com/ Dave gives his input on a homeless person he met in Cleveland. Its the same old scam he's heard time and time again. MUSICTold Me …
OH MARY I'VE GOT A WOODY
Sleep Deprivation Theater Returns! CHRISTMAS EXPOSED!Dave talks about Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer, and It's a Wonderful life. Hermie the Elf Gay? How about Charlie in the box? Why did people want him to "Come out?" Is it true that George …
Control Yourself
Dave talks about the theory of controlling yourself. You may think you can't (but you probably do it every day). Music (from the IODA Promonet) from "Cuntree" by Shat Buddyhead Records Buy at iTunes Music Store The Fire Apes - …
Agreeing with Andy Rooney - Sign of the Apocalypse ?
Dave talks about his child hood and some of the television he was forced to watch. He also unveils what might possibly be the world's worst Andy Rooney imitation. Music: "Clean" by Matthew Casteel (www.matthewcasteel.com ) Comments: 888-563-3228
8 Return of the Nurse
Dave talks about a nurse who is a "keeper" and ponders the actions he is taking to "court" her and notices that many of the "nice things" he does now (at the beginning of a relationship) he failed to do …
Facing Mistakes
Dave is having a bad day. Do you have anything in your life you KNOW is a mistake? I pondered not publishing this episode as its not my usual “Positive Upbeat” approach to life, but I thought I'd show I'm …
Back Away From the Twinkie
Dave talks about how he has lost 15 lbs. It's all about commitment. He explains what is working for him in terms of weight loss. It's all about making the right choices. Do you have the ability to commit? Music …
Amish Porn
The first “Sleep Deprived” episode where Dave has a weird thought, and decides to share it with you. Today’s thought? Amish Porn. This brings back those moments where Dave’s Mom would hear how Dave needed a “Special test” at school....
She said she'd wear a short skirt - and she DID
Dave discusses further things about attraction, but more importantly the dilemma of "NO YUCK ROOM." She's not a psycho, she's not on meds, NOW WHAT? Music Don't You Know Batdorf & McLean ItsAboutMusic.com Buy at iTunes Music Store
You're Wearing That? Fashionably Challenged
Dave talks about a small discrepancy that he finds some women put upon men. No win questions such as "Does my butt look fat in these jeans?"
