Episodes

April 6, 2007

Keep Your Legs Moving Forward

Today I discuss the day at his elementary school when all the boys decided to race to determine who was the fastest.... and the slowest. I also talk about some of the lessons of backyard football apply in real life. …

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March 21, 2007

WHAT IF YOU'RE SCREWED?

Dave takes some time to realize how much time we can waste asking "What if?" Don't get lost in "What-ifville." He also talks about some of the comforting words of wisdom his father shared with him growing up. Music: "What …

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March 9, 2007

Silent Convulsions

Dave talks about "Silent Convulsions" (those time when you're not supposed to laugh - but can't help it). His love of "Literature", his winter coat with 8 million pockets, and the sound of Ozzy Singing Backwards

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Feb. 28, 2007

My Little Skank

Dave talks about a recent trip to Toys R Us, and he's noticed that while you're not allowed to judge anyone, everyone seems to be pretty judgemental about Christians.... Music by WII F-in-A, I Love Jesus!

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Feb. 23, 2007

Pushing Peanuts

Dave talks about Carpe Diem (and doing everything) vs Doing Nothing Well. Prioritizing, and having a Superman complex. Call in your comments 888-563-3228 . Music "New Day" by Nate McDonough from the Podsafe Music Network Nate McDonough music...

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Feb. 13, 2007

Open Valentine to the Nurse

Guys Valentine’s Day is here. So I talk a bit about the differences between Men and Women. Guys we have an oppotunity to open up and bust that stereotype about guys not talking about their feelings. You have the opportunity, …

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Jan. 23, 2007

I Love Ewe - You Love Me

Dave talks about his junk, and asks why are bathroom stalls becoming extinct? He talks about his new college classes, appreciating diversity, spanking your kids, and attack of the Britneys and the Walmart Generation. Music by the Gentlemen Losers...

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Jan. 16, 2007

Daves First Day of School - Again

Dave goes MOBILE and talks about his very first day of school as he battles whiteout conditions on his way to his first day of College - again. Music - New Day by the Band Glorydive from the Podsafe Music …

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Dec. 24, 2006

My Daughter Googled You

Dave has a guest in studio as it turns out "The Nurse's" children are checking up on me. Lucky me, they found the masterbation episode. Merry Christmas and happy holidays to eveyrone. Episodes Mentioned: Please Take My Sperm and "She …

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Dec. 20, 2006

The Best Teacher I Ever Had

Dave talks about his favorite teacher and his retirement party. (Sharon I love you too - his wife). Jim's retirement part was wall to wall people - because he impacted people. You, yes YOU impact people every day. Make it …

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Dec. 15, 2006

Born Again Hypocrite

Dave "comes out" of the closet. He's Christian and explains that if nonchurch going people call Christians "hypocrites" because they are "not like Jesus" then yes - He is a far-from-perfect born-again hypocrite. He shares some miracles he's seen, and...

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Dec. 13, 2006

Have You Seen My Joy?

Dave is having a bad day. The holidays are taking its toll. He pulls out his blue "Attitude is everything" card, but even that won't work. However, dating a nurse has its positive effects as he talks about what a …

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Dec. 7, 2006

Helping the Homless to Lie

Dave shows off his new announcer Scott "Mr Podcheck" Fletcher. Check it out at http://voice.caraworks.com/ Dave gives his input on a homeless person he met in Cleveland. Its the same old scam he's heard time and time again. MUSICTold Me …

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Dec. 1, 2006

OH MARY I'VE GOT A WOODY

Sleep Deprivation Theater Returns! CHRISTMAS EXPOSED!Dave talks about Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer, and It's a Wonderful life. Hermie the Elf Gay? How about Charlie in the box? Why did people want him to "Come out?" Is it true that George …

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Nov. 10, 2006

Control Yourself

Dave talks about the theory of controlling yourself. You may think you can't (but you probably do it every day). Music (from the IODA Promonet) from "Cuntree" by Shat Buddyhead Records Buy at iTunes Music Store The Fire Apes - …

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Nov. 5, 2006

Agreeing with Andy Rooney - Sign of the Apocalypse ?

Dave talks about his child hood and some of the television he was forced to watch. He also unveils what might possibly be the world's worst Andy Rooney imitation. Music: "Clean" by Matthew Casteel (www.matthewcasteel.com ) Comments: 888-563-3228

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Nov. 3, 2006

8 Return of the Nurse

Dave talks about a nurse who is a "keeper" and ponders the actions he is taking to "court" her and notices that many of the "nice things" he does now (at the beginning of a relationship) he failed to do …

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Oct. 29, 2006

Facing Mistakes

Dave is having a bad day. Do you have anything in your life you KNOW is a mistake? I pondered not publishing this episode as its not my usual “Positive Upbeat” approach to life, but I thought I'd show I'm …

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Oct. 26, 2006

Back Away From the Twinkie

Dave talks about how he has lost 15 lbs. It's all about commitment. He explains what is working for him in terms of weight loss. It's all about making the right choices. Do you have the ability to commit? Music …

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Oct. 23, 2006

Amish Porn

The first “Sleep Deprived” episode where Dave has a weird thought, and decides to share it with you. Today’s thought? Amish Porn. This brings back those moments where Dave’s Mom would hear how Dave needed a “Special test” at school....

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Oct. 21, 2006

She said she'd wear a short skirt - and she DID

Dave discusses further things about attraction, but more importantly the dilemma of "NO YUCK ROOM." She's not a psycho, she's not on meds, NOW WHAT? Music Don't You Know Batdorf & McLean ItsAboutMusic.com Buy at iTunes Music Store

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